您应该卖萝卜.种植它们，然后在您的网站上出售它们-等待着巨大的财富.


迫不及待，要认真-什么?

You should sell turnips. Grow them, then sell them on your site - vast riches await.


No wait, seriously - what?

互联网真正需要的是一个向左撇子出售家庭装修工具的商店:让人联想到左撇子的锤子，螺丝刀和油漆刷.创造性地使用Thread.Sleep可以使您也出售很长的砝码

What the internet really needs is an outlet selling home improvement tools for lefties: left-handed hammers, screwdrivers and paint brushes spring to mind. Creative use of Thread.Sleep would allow you to sell long weights too

耳蜡.

这是下一件大事.

Ear wax.

It''s the next big thing.